Nuffnang/Nokia Silent Halloween - A Horror Story of Vampires, Zombies, and Milk Cartons...
Friday, November 07, 2008
The authorities had recently heard news that there was a purported gathering of sinister creatures, masquerading as bloggers, in the Golden Triangle of Kuala Lumpur, in the very heart of the city. As a man of the cloth (read: priest) I was sent to investigate, and record evidence of this event, dubbed the Nuffnang/Nokia Silent Halloween Party. Here is my account of the proceedings.
"...the light was already fading when I approached the Borneo Baruk Club, the shadows deepening and lengthening. Even as my car pulled into the parking lot, I caught a glimpse of the odd looking fellow who looked like a Chinese Dr. Evil (holding a doll), and I knew that it was definitely going to be a spooky evening. At the registration booth, the 3 Powerpuff Girls looked innocent enough, but it was the other guests that raised my hackles. There were strange creatures walking around, as well as an assortment of gruesome monsters. Having completed the registration, I walked around to grab some photographic evidence of paranormal beings (and camwhore at the same time).
KL city turns dark and mysterious as night falls...
...I knew the night would be spooky the moment I saw this.
Innocent Powerpuff Girls? Or something more sinister?
It was during the incessant photo-snapping that I saw her.
Her dark eyes met mine from across the corridor, sending little shivers up my spine. It looked like she was supposed to be a nurse, albeit, a rather slutty one, complete with a cap and stethoscope. Although we were standing rather far apart, I could sense malicious glee emanating from her every pore. I couldn't put my finger on it, but there seemed to be something rather strange about her facial complexion. Shuddering, I scurried away from her sinister stare.
The doorway to Hell (and a free flow of soft drinks)
Entering the club, I was horrified at the sheer number of macabre guests that were present. Everywhere I turned, I could see dismembered zombies, dead celebrities, and an orang utan. It was literally a scene straight from Hell (if Hell had orang utans..) and I was right smack in the middle of it. To my surprise, Hell didn't only comprise of ugly and disfigured horrors. Walking around the dimly lit club were ladies of unnatural beauty and grace. Begone, ye temptresses! I uttered to them. Alas, it was to no avail, as I succumbed to posing for photos with the stunning sirens, a deliriously happy grin on my face. So much for resisting temptation.
The night began with the creepy version of Elvis calling out for all the ghoulies to gather stageside. I shuffled along to listen to Kurt Cobain (the Chinese version) give the opening speech, followed by the introduction of Alaling and the Kaya Kok, the opening band of the night. After the band had belted out their energetic tunes, the Undead Elvis Liang began the first round of games, where selected members of the audience had to gather their own coven of specified ghoulies within a short time frame. As everyone gleefully rushed about, again, I caught the eye of the slutty nurse. Not wanting to stare too long into those strangely compelling yet frightening visage, I moved about the crowd, pausing every now and then to take a snapshot of/with the various horrors present.
As I was taking a photo with Sue, I began to have a strange feeling that the scary nurse was following me.
At this point, I had taken enough photos to compile a quick folder of the paranormal entities that wandered around the club that night. Click on the arrow to view the gallery!
The next hip hop band got the crowd to start shuffling their feet to the infectious beat, and before long, a big portion of the crowd lost their initial sluggishness. I quickly grew hungry, and went out to look at the food line, half-expecting to see messy bits of brain or whatever else zombies feasted on. I was slightly disappointed when it turned to be all-too-normal (human) fare, complete with soft drinks.
Expecting to see eyeballs? Nah, only taufoo.
Tissue paper galore. The teams had to wrap as many mummies as they could using a limited amount of time and tissue paper.
After the food, it was soon back to the games, which involved a lot of tissue paper and running about trying to pop other people's balloons. With ferocious snarls, the assorted ghouls viciously pounced on any balloon which floated nearby, tearing it to small pieces. After several minutes of mad rushing and poking, the crowd cheered loudly at the announcement of the next competition - Best Halloween Costume. In short order, the finalists were asked to parade themselves on stage, flamboyantly catching the eye of the judges. But all the clamor died down as the most anticipated ceremony of the night began - The Silent Halloween Dance.
The Silent Dance, ala Blair Witch Project - Spot Yourself!
When I first heard about the ritual, I was morbidly curious about how it would be done. The dance began, and the eerily quiet crowd of otherworldly dancers began to sway and gyrate to a tune only they could hear. Mere words cannot describe the thrilling and spooky atmosphere which permeated the dance floor, so I quickly whipped out my trusty ol' camera, and set it to record. As I weaved in and out of the mass, I spotted, from the corner of my eye, the slutty nurse slowly dancing her way towards me. Feeling goosebumps rise on my skin, I quickly backed away and retreated to a safe corner of the hall.
What did she want with me? I began to feel panicky.
For some obscure reason, the Demonic Nurse was intent on sending shivers down my spine.
The ritual involved downloading songs into a mobile device, plugging the earphones into your ears, and dancing away to music that nobody heard.
The Angel of Death performed the ritual so well that she won a phone. Congrats!
After the dance had died down, our dear Undead Elvis made his way back to the stage, and began the prize presentation ceremony. One by one, the individuals stepped up to receive their due acclaim, for the various categories in which they competed. The good people from Nokia were there to hand out the cool new XpressMusic phones and goodie bags to the winners, who were all but cackling in glee to receive them.
The winners of the Best Dressed Event were Parui Hilton and David Jones, the Skeleton Pirate.
Angels and Devils in the form of Nuffies at hand to give away prizes.
Parui Hilton, Desperate Housewive, and Slutty Nurse
I barely heard the announcements, though, as I was scrambling to get away from the intense gaze of the creepy nurse who was already up on stage to receive her prize. I tried to shake off the feelings of dread that began to creep up my spine by taking photos with the other guests, but somehow, she was never really far from my side. Wherever I turned, she was there, grinning evilly at me, and in every picture I took, she seemed to be in it as well.
Sherrymint... and the creepy Demonic nurse yet again.
I began to break out in cold sweat. The emcee called the evening to an end by thanking the good people from Nokia, and congratulating the team from Nuffnang for a job wonderfully done, but I could hardly hear any of it, hastily making my way out of the club before the ghostly nurse could get hold of me. Once outside, I could see that the fiendish ghouls were not yet done with their play, as they decided to terrorize the horrified motorists by walking back and forth along the street. Scurrying to my car, I was thankful that none of them were paying attention, lest they decided to follow me back to haunt me. As I approached my car in the silent basement parking, I glanced around to see if the nurse had followed behind. With no one in sight, I hurriedly entered the car, all the while feeling as if she was right behind me, watching with those demonic eyes.
Jenkin - On terrorizing the people of Kuala Lumpur.
Even though I couldn't see anyone in the basement parking, my priestly senses told me that something evil was lurking just around the corner.
After having sped through the quiet city streets, I finally reached home. With a sigh of relief, I carefully locked all the doors behind me, and proceeded to my laptop, to document what I saw that evening. What a night! The people at Nuffnang and Nokia had just hosted an immensely fun event without the slightest hitch! I had seen things that no sane human should have seen, and rubbed shoulders with the deadliest, most gruesome monsters one could imagine, and still lived to tell the tale!
The only disturbing and potentially fatal encounter was with that nurse, but I had managed to evade her hell-bent attempts to haunt me. Chuckling to myself as I began uploading the pictures to Facebook, I sat comfortable in the knowledge that I had nothing more to fear from that evil entity."
For a chockful of photos from this event, please click here to see the Facebook album.
The Nuffnang/Nokia Silent Halloween - A Teaser Trailer...
Sunday, November 02, 2008
It was almost 3a.m., the traditional witching hour, when I finally reached home. I was exhausted, the camera heavy in my hand, laden with pictures and footage from the bizzare event I had just left. Tired as I was, I quickly began the lengthy process of transferring the photos from the device to my computer. Eager to tell my story of the macabre and gruesome (and downright funny), I started tapping away on my keyboard...
The gateway to Hell (and free flow of soft drinks)
A rather small mummy.
Gene Simmons and Ju-On never looked scarier.
What have I gotten myself into?!?!!
Stay tuned for a complete update on Nuffnang/Nokia's Silent Halloween Party! (with pictures in full colour)
On the 25th of October, the Putra Heights Community Centre was a hotbed of activity, as people from all over the Putra Heights area streamed into the little building to get their health checked by the good people from the National Kidney Foundation. The event began at 9a.m., and even then, people were already queueing up to fill out the mandatory forms for the check.
Our very own church members were at hand to render assistance, and you could see the determination and cheerfulness in the eyes of the volunteers who manned the various stations at the ground and 1st floor of the building.
The banner says it all.
Members of the community filling out forms.
The urine test checkpoint.
After the results had been obtained, one can speak to the consultants who were all too ready to tell you what was wrong with you.
Irene hides in the shadows.
U Turn Sign for the Toilet.
Pastor Tim also enjoys sitting in front of lighting shops.
Grace enjoys her work.
Grace really enjoys her work.
Grace enjoys her work a bit too much.
Halfway through the event, we decided to explore the amazing bus/coach that the NKF came in. The bus/coach is a mobile testing centre, and the staff of NKF could actually have conducted the health checks from inside the bus/coach, since it was fully equipped with seats, tables, airconditioner, consultation booths, and even a height index. I was quite jakun about the whole thing, so I couldn't pass up the chance to mince about inside, even though there were no staff on board.
From the outside, it looks like any other bus (complete with happy family picture)...
...but on the inside...
This is how tall Pastor Tim is.
At 3 o'clock, the event came to an end, and we began the laborious task of dismantling and carrying the furniture downstairs, and back to the church. After the intensely exciting session of moving chairs and tables down the stairs, we locked the doors, and called it a day.
I'm still quite jakun about the bus/coach.
For more info about the Putra Heights Community Centre (PHCC), click here to visit their blog.
I am in the midst of helping some friends out with a project they're conducting, and part of the project involves, yes, you read it, a review contest!
In an effort to be a helpful friend, - Soon Seng's Corner - will play host to a review contest! To take part, just write a review (of any length) of a food and beverage outlet that you've been to recently, send it in to soonsengscornercontest@gmail.com, and wait for the results! The best entry will receive a cash prize of RM100! (ok, its not like striking the lottery, but remember, its not for the money =)
The contest runs from the 25th of October till the 25th of November. Submissions can be in the form of blog entries or email, and if you're in the top 10 reviews, your material link will be posted on the organizer's blog! You're also encouraged to add photos and video to your entry to dress it up. In your email, please include the following details;
Name Blog link (if available) Email address Age Gender Hobbies Current Status (i.e. Student, Employed)
So, put on your review caps and get cracking!
Oh, but before that, please download this form for further details on the contest, including the terms and conditions. This is extremely important, so that you don't miss out any important information. If you need further details, please do not hesitate to drop me an email at soonsengscornercontest@gmail.com.
Thanks a bunch, and looking forward to those reviews!
Don't forget to download the form by clicking here!
It was rather late in the night when I switched off my laptop and began to prepare for bed. As I glanced around the darkened room, however, I noticed a little shadowy figure at the corner of my eye, barely perceptible in the gloom. Quickly turning around, I managed to catch a glimpse of the sinister shadow scurrying away, in the direction of my door. Peering carefully, it was rather shocking to notice that the figure was dessicated, with skin falling away from its body, displaying in shocking contrast, white bones and rotting organs. Its limbs were deathly thin, with more appendages than any human ever possessed. The dark sockets that served as eyes seemed to stare in my direction with an evil malevolence, and I could hardly believe my senses as the dead creature stood poised, waiting for me to react towards its unholy presence.
Swallowing nervously, I reached for my camera, not daring to disturb the stillness of the night, lest I send the mysterious figure running away. As slowly as I could, I brought the viewfinder to my eyes, and the moment my finger touched the button, the flash popped, bringing out the image of the dead creature with frightening clarity*.
The horror that lurks in the night.
Just a little something to prepare my dear readers for the upcoming Silent Halloween Party hosted by Nuffnang and Nokia and to set the tone for a truly interesting event ahead. Stay tuned for more horror stories!
*Joshua, I'm not sure if you read my blog, but if you do, I suggest you do not click on the button.
Booze and Whole Lot of Weird Stuff @ MOS' Euphoria...
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Every so often, you'll come across a blog post or Facebook photo album with the title, "Fun @ Euphoria, MOS" or some such. This time round, its my turn to wax lyrical about the wonders of the Ministry of Sound's club in Sunway which I experienced during Johnson's 22nd birthday bash which was held there.
Kohilan looks like he's about to pick a fight. He didn't, though.
It was drizzling when I pulled up at the Sunway hotel, and everyone was huddling under the little awning right in front of the club. After the obligatory hello's and how are you's, we proceeded inside to the private room which Johnson had kindly booked in anticipation of getting roaring drunk. It started off pretty slowly, with the guests (some of whom have never met prior to this) mingling and chatting each other up, while the alcohol began to flow from the cannon and smaller bottles lying around the table. Me, being me, whipped out the camera, and started snapping away.
Li Ping is good at these sort of shots, and Yi Jin is good at being in these sort of shots.
Eelaine is always ready for the candid shots (thus rendering them non-candid).
The lovely ladies. (with a few more wandering around behind the camera) Esther, Michelle, Sarah, Eelaine, Joey, and Ms. Soo (Li Ping)
Johnson is inevitably happy.
Kian Siang and Zhao Heng, the Druggies.
Esther, Siok Kin, and Joey.
Li Shian also made an appearance.
Zati (Xaty?), Zaim, and Nabil.
Zati (Xaty?) and Eng Teck!
Esther and I.
Shamini looks surprised, here.
As the night wore on, the music became louder, the people became less sober, and everyone became happier, with homosexual tendencies running rampant.
Keat and Kohilan. Strangely, neither of them were drunk when they were doing this...
...or this...
...or this..
...or this...
...or this...
...or this.
Throughout the whole night, the sentence I heard the most was, "Eh, you here ah?", with looks of incredulity, like I had just risen from the dead. I guess I'm far from being a model clubber, hence the misconception that I'd die a painful death the moment I step into one.
Zati (Xaty?) and I. One of the few girls who don't need to check the photo to approve it, as long as her eyebrows can be seen.
Chin Ju, Zaim, Kwo Kuang. Chin Ju got brained by an ice cube, Zaim was overzealously into picture-taking, and Kwo Kuang was, well, Kwo Kuang.
Here, the birthday boy was beginning to show signs of intoxication.
Siok Kin and I.
Siok Kin, Esther, and Weng Lum.
Since I look like I'm being electrocuted when I start dancing, I decided to refrain from going onto the dance floor, and decided to explore the place. Interestingly enough, it was a rather large complex with many stairways that led everywhere. The glass bridge overlooking the dance floor was just perfect for capturing shots of the invigorated crowd gyrating away to pulsating music (I was also trying to spot the Lonely Dancer*, but couldn't really see him/her).
Spot yourself!
I'm sure he was pretty happy.
I guess it was pretty tiring entertaining the guests for the whole night, so Johnson decided to take a nap on the couch. His cousin also felt tired, and also decided to snooze for a bit on the other couch.
Kohilan, Esther and Donovan enjoy taking pictures with tired people who are sleeping.
Yomae, Sue Ann, Sarah, and Pointy Fingers.
Joey, Siti, Kohilan, me, and Sarah.
The BusinessPeople.
Eelaine was the last person I took a photo with. =)
After the music had died down, and everyone had their fill of alcohol and chit chat, we slowly filed out to Ming Tien (to which I misdirected Weng Lum) and had the customary yumcha and food. Feeling extremely peckish, I ordered the pork and taufoo dish, which Li Ping was rather astounded to see. Since I wasn't entirely sure what to call it (the stall said it sold Duck Porridge), Yi Jin had a brilliant insight;
Yi Jin: Got pork. Got taufoo. Can call it taufoopok.
It was also Yi Jin that kindly informed me that DotA stood for Defense of the Asians. I was awed by his wisdom and deep knowledge of the subject.
With that, I finished my (hot) coffee, bade everyone goodnight, zoomed past 2 horrific accidents along the highway, and made my way home.
A very fun time snapping pictures and laughing at people.
Who's birthday is next?
*The Lonely Dancer is the individual who dances (alone) to his/her own tune in a club, to the amusement of nearby observers. - Kohilan, 2008
